Lost in Translation
I realize, telling cute stories about my kids generally only impresses their immediate family members...but since (at this point) that makes up for most of my audience, here goes.
Overheard: A conversation between John and Anna in which Anna is asking John to get her a granola bar. She can't reach it, and they've just gotten to the point where they've figured out how to cause maximum destruction through teamwork.
She says, "oh bar...I wanna oh bar, Johnny. Please!"
John's answer, "It's not a 'oh' bar Anna. Silly. It's a 'gola' bar. Say it. GO-LA bar."
Anna: "Ooowe bar."
Right. John gets it but is foiled by the foil rap and they both end up screaming in frustration. Doh!
After putting down her crack pipe (that's a joke), Mommy finally came to the rescue and chocolate gola bars were had by all.
Robin
Overheard: A conversation between John and Anna in which Anna is asking John to get her a granola bar. She can't reach it, and they've just gotten to the point where they've figured out how to cause maximum destruction through teamwork.
She says, "oh bar...I wanna oh bar, Johnny. Please!"
John's answer, "It's not a 'oh' bar Anna. Silly. It's a 'gola' bar. Say it. GO-LA bar."
Anna: "Ooowe bar."
Right. John gets it but is foiled by the foil rap and they both end up screaming in frustration. Doh!
After putting down her crack pipe (that's a joke), Mommy finally came to the rescue and chocolate gola bars were had by all.
Robin
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