How to Cook your Thanksgiving Turkey...

The four year old was asked to contribute to a cookbook for her preschool class. Each student was asked how their Moms prepare turkey, mashed potatoes and pumpkin pie. Apparently, this is my recipe:

Turkey: She just puts sugar in it and a little salt. And she puts sticks in it. Then we put on our turkey decorations. We just have one turkey. She cooks it in the oven. After we pull the sticks out, we put in the bones.

Mashed Potatoes: Put a little salt and mashed potatoes in it. Actually, mashed potatoes are not my favorite food. But my brother likes it and my Mom and Dad.

Pumpkin Pie: Just put cream on it and put the pumpkin thing on it and cook it for 15 minutes and then we got to decorate it with cream and sprinkles. And that's how you make pumpkin pie.

Special Note: My Dad just smashed our pumpkins. 'Cuz it's not Halloween anymore.

Any questions?